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The Captain And The Lady/One If By Land/ Centerfold
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48M DEC 01, 1984 TV-PG
S8 E12: A fed-up homemaker (Rue McClanahan) presents her unappreciative husband with a bill for services rendered, while a teen girl's infatuation with a young man leads to a revelation about her older sister. Then, Captain Stubing gives his friend's beautiful niece an internship aboard the Pacific Princess.