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The Captain And The Lady/One If By Land/ Centerfold
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49M DEC 02, 1979 TV-PG
S3 E12: A professor's experiment with love goes haywire, but at least it teaches him a lesson. Also learning some new tricks is a football player who discovers he may have a future as a baker. And elsewhere aboard, a woman approaching 40 decides to set up the wedding, reception, and honeymoon. Not present? Any prospective marriage partner.