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The Captain And The Lady/One If By Land/ Centerfold
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49M MAR 01, 1980 TV-PG
S3 E21: First, an astronomer gets confused for a famous sex-book author (who also happens to be a fellow passenger); then, a nun without her habit runs into a former flame; and, finally, Gopher is engaged to a lovely girl with a status-conscious mother.