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The Captain And The Lady/One If By Land/ Centerfold
48M DEC 15, 1984 TV-PG
S8 E14: On a Christmas cruise, Captain Stubing discovers the crew has hired too many Santas, while a struggling comedian gets a new lease on life. Plus, Ace is enlisted as a passenger's fake fiance when she tries to impress her mother.