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The Captain And The Lady/One If By Land/ Centerfold
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48M MAR 10, 1984 TV-PG
S7 E23: A boy who thinks his grandmother (Glynis Johns) is terminally ill will do anything to ensure her happiness; a man (Ed Begley Jr.) who's uncomfortable around women falls in love with a mermaid (Mary Crosby).