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The Captain And The Lady/One If By Land/ Centerfold
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49M OCT 07, 1979 TV-PG
S3 E4: Guest star Phyllis Diller plays a strict IRS auditor who falls for the Captain, until she finds something that might tax the relationship. Meanwhile, a gossip reporter is hounding a big TV actress and a couple's honeymoon is interrupted by the bride's ex.