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The Captain And The Lady/One If By Land/ Centerfold
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49M JAN 28, 1978 TV-PG
S1 E16: A defamed congressman (Dick Van Patten) befriends a clever reporter, while a snobbish intellectual disapproves of a fellow passenger's dance moves. Then, a beauty-pageant contestant (Maureen McCormick) deals with her jealous boyfriend, who is trying to sabotage her chance at winning.